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Arsewipe Strikes Again!!!

by Tatiana84 @ 2008-04-17 - 22:14:51

arsewipe sent 17/04/2008 20:22: hey!!
Tat says: hello!!
arsewipe says: how are you my lovely?!
Tat says: I'm all good thaks! You?
arsewipe says: yeah good!
arsewipe says: I've just got back from a big conference for the US Army in Europe
arsewipe says: ooooh
arsewipe says: had to do a presentation today!!
Tat says: ooohhh!! A yankee pongo!!!
arsewipe says: indeed!
arsewipe says: Team america!!
Tat says: hehe oh dear!!
arsewipe says: Hehe!!
arsewipe says: How is everything with you?
Tat says: All is good with me!!!!
Tat says: Not really much to tell!!!!!!
arsewipe says: kuhl!
arsewipe says: How long have you lived on your own?!
Tat says: Since September
arsewipe says: oh!
arsewipe says: kuhl!
arsewipe says: Same area?
Tat says: yeah, on the way down to the Witterings!!
arsewipe says: Oh kuhl!! Have to take you surfing one day?!
Tat says: er.. maybe not!!!!!! heheheheehehe!!!!
arsewipe says: oh yeah! Sorry!
Tat says: hehehehe!!!
arsewipe says: I'm sorry for messing you about
arsewipe says: i really am
Tat says: That's ok, I'm a tough cookie!!
arsewipe says: it's not ok
arsewipe says: i don't know what was going on in my head
arsewipe says: started to get close to you, then i got scared...
arsewipe says: used to being messed about!
Tat says: me too!!!!
arsewipe says: i'm sorry!
arsewipe says: I lost my job at DE in January
Tat says: why??
arsewipe says: just after Christmas!
arsewipe says: made redundant to fatty!
arsewipe says: only one person could stay!
Tat says: last in first out??!!!
arsewipe says: indeed!
arsewipe says: I managed to get a three month (now 4) contract in Germany, working for US Army
Tat says: cool cool!!!
arsewipe says: It's still GIS based, but i'm on a LITTLE BIT more money!!
arsewipe says: hehe!
Tat says: that's all good then!!
arsewipe says: Oh yes!!
arsewipe says: It's my birthday on Tuesday!
arsewipe says: I'll be an old bastard!
arsewipe says: 24!!
Tat says: I knew it was soon!!
arsewipe says: hehe!
arsewipe says: My present to myself is to pay my car off early!
Tat says: wooopeeeee
arsewipe says: then i'm saving for moving into my own place when i get back!
arsewipe says: Wooooo!
Tat says: yay!!
arsewipe sends: Open(Alt+P) A pic of himself taken in the mirror. Him in a suit 
arsewipe says: Do i look smart enough for the conference!!
arsewipe says: hehe!
Tat says: my puter is being slow, it took 5 hours to download a printer driver today!!
Tat says: but it seems you look quite smart...
Tat says: and still very vain!!!!!!!! hahaha!!!!!!!!!
arsewipe says: hehehehehe!!
arsewipe says: thank you!!
arsewipe says: Would love to pop over for a cup of tea!
Tat says: 2 secs, am just on the phone
arsewipe says: Germany sucks... no PG tips here!!  
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Tat says: Am back!
arsewipe says: kuhl!
arsewipe says: Do you like the pic?
Tat says: very smart!!
arsewipe says: My hair changed!
arsewipe says: thank you!
arsewipe says: Scrub up well!!
Tat says: Did it give you a nose bleed?????!!!!!!
arsewipe says: hehe!!
arsewipe says: so how's my favourite little mini me's love life?
Tat says: same old same old!!
arsewipe says: oh no!
arsewipe says: Well i'd happily give you a hug!!
Tat says: Thanks but it's no biggie, got lads interested - including a soldier!!
arsewipe says: oooh!!
Tat says: Just have a few trust issues!!
arsewipe says: How bitchy did that sound
Tat says: I meant in general!!!
Tat says: Am more up for just having a bit of fun at the mo!!
Tat says: Not taking anything too seriously
arsewipe says: yeah thats kuhl!
arsewipe says: well like i said... cup of tea, and A well deserved returned Hard Fi CD!!
Tat says: hehe!! Sounds fabulous!!
arsewipe says: kuhl!!
arsewipe says: I always enjoyed meeting you after work, and being dropped off in the morning!!
arsewipe says: hehe!
Tat says: gave me a reason to leave school and work behind for an evening!!
arsewipe says: I enjoyed cooking for you!
arsewipe says: hehe!
Tat says: hehehehe!!!
Tat says: I've actually got tuna for dinner tomorrow!!!!!!!
arsewipe says: hehe!! Good choice young lady!!
Tat says: yep yep yep!!!
arsewipe says: kuhl!!
arsewipe says: Feel free to give me a hug when we meet?
Tat says: hehe!! why not!!
arsewipe says: wow!! I'm a lucky boy!!
Tat says: you must be!!!!!
arsewipe says: indeed!!
arsewipe says: i don't want to start being rude, but you were very good with your mouth
Tat says: er...don't really know what to say to that!!!!!!!!!!!
arsewipe says: hehe!!
arsewipe says: Sorry!!
Tat says: that's ok, everyone likes a compliment!!!!!!
Tat says: you might wanna spread that bit of info around!!! hahahahaha!!!!!
arsewipe says: that you were really good at sucking my cock!!!
arsewipe says: hehe!
Tat says: yep yep!!!! hehehe!!
arsewipe says: well it was always a nice part of the evening when i stayed over!!
arsewipe says: like the ice cream!!
Tat says: hehehe!! Mint choc chip will never be the same again!!
arsewipe says: hehehe!!
arsewipe says: That was great!!
arsewipe says: ...then there was the night we all went to thursdays
arsewipe says:...and the picnic the next day at QE!!
Tat says: My head still hurts from that!!!!!!!!!
arsewipe says: hehe!!
arsewipe says: was it your head that hurt?
Tat says: I was hungover!!!!!!!!!
arsewipe says: you really don't know what i mean do you.....
Tat says: no
arsewipe says: erm... remember walking like John Wayne?!!
arsewipe says: hehe!!
Tat says: too far!!!!!!
arsewipe says: heheheehehehehehehe
Tat says: anyway, you shouldn't be reminiscing bout that
arsewipe says: sorry!I seem to have dirty thoughts when chatting to you!
arsewipe says: It happened with texts too if i remember
Tat says: And I'm sure your girlfriend would love you loads if she knew you were having this conversation with me!!!arsewipe says: yeah! Sorry!!
arsewipe says: i'll try and behave!!
Tat says: Not me you should be apologising to!!
Tat says: and so you should!
arsewipe says: hehe!! Sounds like i'm a pupil...
arsewipe says: sorry miss
Tat says: you're forgiven!!
arsewipe says: thank you!
arsewipe says: It means a lot!!
arsewipe says: mwah!!
Tat says: what are you like!!
arsewipe says: it was meant for your cheek!
Tat says: I know, where else could it be for!!!!!!!!!!
arsewipe says: well...
Tat says: stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!
arsewipe says: your hand
Tat says: fair enough!!!!!
arsewipe says: filthy mind
arsewipe says: tutt tutt!!
arsewipe says: I'm off to bed now my lovely!!
Tat says: ok!! sweet dreams!
arsewipe says: take care my lovely. It was nice chatting to you again xxx
Tat says: Chat soon XxX

 Well!!

1) Firstly, apart from the formatting and changing Arsewipe's name, this is completely unedited!
2) Can you sense the arrogence just oozing out of his pores??
3) He used to spend so long on his hair in the mornings that he'd have a nose bleed - fact - and it happened more than once.
3) Thursdays is a local nightclub
4) QE is a local country park where I took Arsewipe the morning after a heavy session in Thursdays to meet my family for the first time only time
5) Did lie slightly about the 'just out for a bit of fun' Am not going to tell him that I'm desperate to settle down.
6) 'My favourite little mini me'?????????????? What?????????

So, will I meet up with him?? Probably. He's not a threat, might get to show him what he missed out on. But I'll have to look fucking awesome if I do.
Would I sleep with him again?? He has a girlfriend.
WOuld I sleep with him if he's single by the time I see him?? Dunno! The foreplay was amazing but the actual sex was..well..dull!!!

hmm.....

XxX


 
 

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taylor8ashtaylor8ash [Member]
2008-04-18 @ 17:54

oh my god what a total arsewipe!!! see why u call him that....why did he have to turn it to sex!?
ego the size of a mountain and i dont even no him!!

be strong or use him with amazing style and then show him the door! xxxx

Tatiana84Tatiana84 [Member]
2008-04-18 @ 20:40

Even a mountain looks like a molehill compared to his ego!!!
I think he was having his ego massaged by convincing himself that I'm not coping well without him!!!
I like the idea of using him then showing him the door!! Now, how to do that with class and without inflicting bad karma on myself.....
XxX

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